Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off
“Honor your father and your mother”
“Gargle my dick and balls”
would u love me if i was a worm is too easy
"Pop quiz! If I throw up while we were kissing, will you swallow it or do you not love me anymore?"
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ID: A Tumblr post from certifiedwerewolf that reads “I love it when a character has a reputation for being a certain way and then you actually take the time to look at them, really look at them, and it turns out not only is everyone wrong about them, they’re wrong about them in exactly the way that the character wants them to be wrong about them. Like congratulations! It was an act and you fell for it! end ID.
